‘One Last Time’ Tag – Q&A

It would seem there is a tag lurking about the place about Tolkien’s The Hobbit, or rather the films – more specifically, The Battle of the Five Armies. Kayla at Concerning Writing tagged me, for which I must thank her, for now I have an excuse to endlessly ramble about LotR. Are you ready for my rant –ahem– answers?

There are four rules for this tag:

1) You have to be tagged in order to do it.

2) You have to tag and notify at least three bloggers.

3) Answer the questions!

4) You must have seen The Battle of the Five Armies before taking this quiz.


1) Tell your story of how you came to see the movies or got into Tolkien in the first place.

Oh my. Well, my love for Tolkien began when I was a child. I had not read the LotR books, but I had seen them (and The Hobbit) on the bookshelf, for my mother was a fan, and I remember being especially intrigued by the covers. Though, my mother would not let me touch them because they were India paper Deluxe Editions from the 1970s that my father bought her – which are now worth about £100, would you believe! – and I suppose she did not want mucky child fingers damaging them. Fair enough, I say.


Behold. These are the very books of which I speak: The Hobbit (left) and LotR (right). Though, I highly doubt they’d be worth near 100 quid – look at the state of LotR’s cover! Tut tut, Mother.

She said, “If you want to look at the books, I’ll buy you some others.” And so she did. She bought bog standard LotR books. But I still didn’t read them; I just looked at them.

And then I heard talk of the LotR books currently being adapted into films, and I remember many people were terribly sceptical, claiming it could never be pulled off. And so came 2001! and the much anticipated The Fellowship of the Ring trailer was released about a year before the actual film release date (as movie-makers like to do), and I saw the trailer on TV.

For whatever reason, this trailer captured my heart, and I spent the many months before the release date pestering my mother non-stop if we could see the film at the cinema. I bet she loved me for that 😉 AND SO CAME DECEMBER 2001. And we went to the cinema to see the film. And I fell in love, well and truly. And then I wouldn’t shut up about this eternal love for LotR. And my mother bought LotR everything: film books, chess, Warhammer, Top Trumps, PS2 games (which my brother and I played ALL the time, we loved them so much).

This came out in 2002. On the rare occasion my brother and I are together and have a moment, we still dig this game out and play it. And we still find it as impossible… challenging… as we did then. I swear, they don’t make games as difficultly satisfying as they did in those days. *Rocks backs and forth in rocking chair.*

And she also got me LotR action figures, which I still have to this day.


Firstly, I apologise about the poor quality of this photo. But look! Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf the White, and The Mouth of Sauron. Can anyone notice the disfigured arms of Legolas and Aragorn? Also, Gimli’s head no longer moves. My mum threw my original action figures away (just Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli) because I broke them (due to playing with them so much, you understand), and these are the ‘updated’ ones, if you will, I got slightly later amid the franchise.

But talk of my childhood love for LotR always makes me smile, for there I was playing LotR Warhammer with my brother, and playing LotR PS2 games and playing with my action figures, yet in those days I was also a little girly-girl wearing my flowery headbands and dancing around in my pink bedroom singing down a hairbrush to songs such as this:


It is a well-acknowledged fact that you cannot sing that line without the power-ballad-esqe bellow and clenched fist.

Do you know this Westlife song came out in 2001, the same year as The Fellowship? Fun fact for you, there.

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This was little girly-girl moi in 2001. I too am questioning why and how I seem to be so tanned, don’t worry. Remember the days when you had to go and get your camera films developed? My dad, once the technology had developed, took all our albums of family photos and scanned them to the computer, putting them on CDs. He was therefore the one who named all the photo files. When I found this one it was entitled, ‘Jenny being a tropical maiden’. A tropical maiden. Hilarious. 

Wasn’t it such a joy to receive your developed photos though, in that little pocket envelope they gave you? And you eagerly flicked through them to see how they’d turned out, and to your dismay most of them had a great blur of a finger across the picture. Ahhh, those were the days. *Rocks back and forth in rocking chair. Knits.* 

But I digress. What a stark contrast, no? Anyway, have I rambled on enough about LotR? The answer is no, for that is impossible, but I’m supposed to be talking about The Hobbit. So, yes, that is where my love for LotR and Tolkien began, and then I read the books many years later, surprisingly, for you would have thought I’d have read them sooner. And I also read The Hobbit then, and fell in love with that too.

And then, fast forward many a year, came the dreaded Hobbit films… *twitches*

2) Who are your three favourite characters in The Hobbit? 

In the books, I presume? Well, I’m going with the books either way. One: Bilbo Baggins, obviously. Isn’t he fabulous? Martin Freeman was the only redeeming factor in the Hobbit films, if you ask me. Two: Probably Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf Greyhame, Mithrandir, Gandalf Stormcrow – whatever you want to call him (Stevick, you think I have many aliases? 😉 ). He is such a wise and powerful wizard, yet so human with his tempers and all! And three: Gollum. What a deep, complex character he is! It’s fascinating.

3) Did you cry at The Battle of the Five Armies, and if so, which scenes and what type? 

Did I cry? *scoffs* Of course I didn’t. And I did not cry because I felt no emotional connection to the Hobbit films. Because they ruined the story in every single way imaginable. What was Peter Jackson thinking?! Though, I won’t lie, I found The Battle of the Five Armies more tolerable than the other two.

4) Were the deaths compelling to you, and if so, whose?

As with the previous question, I felt no emotional connection to anything in those films, and so, no, the deaths were not compelling. In fact, I actually had to restrain my laughter at one death scene (which I’m thinking was not the desired reaction), lest I got strange looks from the other people in the cinema. So utterly ridiculous. It was Kili dying in Tauriel’s arms. Ugh, please. What a total joke.

There’s got to be someone else out there who finds that funny… surely? I mean, how long did they want to drag out that moronic stare at each other? So, so stupid.

However, Thorin’s death was acceptable. I would say almost moving. Careful, I might be getting carried away.

5) Overall, were you satisfied with the movie itself?

Of course I wasn’t. It was awful. I hate the entire Hobbit trilogy. Thank you to Peter Jackson for creating the most magnificent tribute to Tolkien’s work ever – The Lord of the Rings – only to then utterly disgrace it with The bloody Hobbit. I’m so cross about it all. What a distasteful, money-grabbing load of hogwash it is. I am never subjecting myself to watching The Hobbit trilogy again – and that fact it is a trilogy is reason enough to begin with.

6) Describe the movie in one word.



And now I am to nominate people to also do this tag. Hmm.

Valourborn! <- I know you will love this one 😉

And I’m thinking The PewPew Diaries might be one for this, too.

I can’t think of a third person…


I apologise about my hatred towards The Hobbit, to those who love it. It’s hard to rein in the passion I have for Tolkien’s work. Still, I know I am not the only one with this opinion, for friends I have who adore LotR also utterly despise The Hobbit. It is a sad ending to what could have be a masterful closure to Middle-Earth. Alas.

I actually watched The Fellowship of the Ring on my birthday, and the other two over the following days. Such love (and, indeed, it reconfirmed my everlasting love for Samwise Gamgee). I become such an emotional wreck at the end of The Return of the King, and it always reminds me of when I first saw it at the cinema, for of course, in those days, we did not know The Hobbit was to be made, and so this truly was the end of Middle-Earth and how the tears fell! even as a child. Isn’t it amazing how stories can grip you so? How FANTASY can grip you so, and never let you go?

Undoubtedly, were it not for Tolkien’s masterpiece that is LotR, I would not have fallen in love with fantasy, and, ergo, ILIMOSKUS never would have been born. Tolkien truly is the King of Fantasy – at least of fantasy as we now know it!

I do not know very many people who like LotR, let alone love it (in person, at least). I can count them on one hand. Isn’t that tragic? Do you remember how Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was released at the same time as The Fellowship? I remember all my peers were in love with Harry Potter, not LotR, and I was ever criticised for this. “Harry Potter is better!” they declared. Indeed, Harry Potter was/is certainly the story more appealing to children, but not to me.

Harry Potter’s magic and wonder never reached my heart, I’m afraid.

But LotR?

Perhaps my heart lives for epic adventures, eternal depth, and, most importantly:

soulful stories.

What does your heart live for?


12 responses to “‘One Last Time’ Tag – Q&A

  1. Imagine my unbridled joy at just everything of this post.

    But oh my, those covers are divine! Wow. I might have been more interested in the stories if I’d been exposed to these as a youngster.

    We have that LoTR Two Towers game somewhere, I remember it being quite a good game. I believe we also have Return of the King, but don’t think we played that one so much. If only my PS2 worked 😦

    Loved your rant. Obviously, I am clueless with regards most (all) of it, but still found it very interesting.

    Oh, LoTR > Harry Potter, no question. Not even close for me. Saying that though, I haven’t read nor seen the films of the ‘darker’ end-of-series parts of HP. Maybe I should see/read those before being so decisive… but nahhh, I still bet LoTR wins. 😉

    • Aren’t those covers fabulous? Tolkien’s very own designs, don’t you know 😉

      It is an amazing game, Stevick, not simply ‘good’. *tuts* Yes, I have the RotK one too. Equally as marvellous, if you ask me. And impossible.

      Perhaps you should see the last Harry Potter films indeed! What an uninformed conclusion you are currently at due to this 😉 But of course, LOTR ALWAYS WINS. Forever and ever ❤

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  3. This is a great read, Jennifer.

    Wow, I’ve never seen those book covers before. Beautiful. Thanks for sharing. Well, my CHILDREN were a baby and toddler when the movies started coming out. But since then my son who is now 18 loves all the LOTR movies, but I don’t think he has read the books. My daughter hasn’t gotten through all the movies, but she liked the Hobbit movies. She loves the guy who plays Kili. 😉 She has no desire to read any of the books either, though. I have tried to read The Hobbit several times, but it just isn’t my cup of tea. I also thought it was ridiculous the way Peter Jackson dragged out the story in the movies.

    On the other hand, as for Harry Potter, those books I loved, loved, loved. And the movies as well. We have them all and I have read a couple of the books more than once and seen the movies multiple times. I guess the friendships in the story is what gets to my heart. The fact that Harry grows, overcomes so much, and ends up coming out okay at the end is what gets me. 🙂

    • I was hardly old when the LotR films came out to be honest, which is why I find it such a mystery why I fell in love with it so much, for it is certainly not the most approachable story for the younger folk! But indeed, if it isn’t your cup of tea you can’t force yourself to like it 🙂 Likewise, Harry Potter isn’t my cup of tea. I’ve never read the books, though! I intend to someday.
      There is lovely friendship in Harry Potter, though I would argue there is a huge theme of brotherhood in LotR/the Hobbit 😉 It’s just not so obvious, I suppose, with all the fighting and what have you 😛

      We all love happy endings ^^ We all like to see the hero pull through. Though, Frodo’s ‘happy ending’ in LotR isn’t really that happy at all, which perhaps is more true to life. Sometimes there are just too many cracks in the wall, you know?

  4. Love LoTR, excellent post Jenny Jen Jen. Definitley my favourite over Harry Potter 😉 I read all the books including The Hobbit in my early twenties and had to wait a long time for the films, which we, in my family, all adore. My favourite is Legolas, because I want to be like him, the way he leaps around the place so effortlessly 😉 Hope you are having a lovely weekend and sorry for taking so long to get to your blog, again. Story of my life…bug hugs dear JJJ 🙂 ❤ xxx

    • Hello, dear Sherri! ^^ Ah well, I’m glad you liked all the films. Ahh, Legolas ❤ He was always my favourite in LotR – the films, anyway. I thought they'd made his skills waaaaay too unrealistic in the Hobbit films though, so… that was sad.

      Ah, my weekend! 😛 Well. I went to the hospital this morning. Turns out I have tendonitis in my right hand/fingers/wrist/forearm. It is not ideal. I am typing all this mostly with one hand. Hope all is well, xx

      • Oh no…I’m only just getting back to blogging after the weekend, I hope you are alright dear Jenny Jen Jen? Sending love, prayers and lots of cyber hugs to you, hoping you feel much better very soon… ❤ xxxxxx

"What does your heart tell you?" - ToO, chpt. 32

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